Chest hair insurance now available

This article goes to show you, there is a market for nearly everything. In case you were interested, such policies are not easy to draft:

The key thing with these sorts of policies is not the breadth of coverage, it's actually being able to justify financially that someone would suffer that sort of loss if they lost their chest hair.

Is it just me, or do you not take offense with the commenter's disregard and ignorance of the inherent value of chest hair.