Freedom, Safety, and Hygiene

What the hell? This must be a joke:

Once you have used it, you can't do without it.The P-Mate gives you more freedom, safety and hygiene. It is developed in connection with the experiences of thousands of women who have tested the P-Mate at grand events, both nationally and internationally.

No toilets available when in desperate need of one?
Dirty toilets?
Always standing in the wrong line?

THE P-MATE OFFERS THE SOLUTION!
P-MATE.... YOUR LITTLE TRAVEL-DATE!