Be on the Lookout for Known Terrorist M'Balz Es-Hari

If you had three miller high lifes and your wife is out to dinner with the ladies, you'll enjoy this. Otherwise, nevermind.

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Tom Ridge: Good afternoon. In the past few weeks, through our national hotline, we have collected hundreds of names of suspected terrorists, and I'm proud to say that most of the calls have come from high school and college students nationwide. In fact, we received over 475 calls alone regarding this man: M'Balz Es-Hari. We also received information on such nefarious terrorists such as Graabir Boubi and Haid D'Salaami...We are also currently searching for a man we believe to be a al-Queda lieutenant: Hous Bin Pharteen, his cousin I-Bin Pharteen, and their close companion, I-Zheet M'Drurz.

And so it goes. Another beverage for me.