Break Like the Wind

GQ interviews Hugh Hefner about family life at the Playboy Mansion. The interviewer begins by establishing that Hefner is detached from his children, a poor role model, and so on. The interviewer clearly has it out for poor Hef. Maybe he deserves it. He does sound like a schmuck. To hammer home the interviewer's vendetta, here's how it concludes:

"After about forty-five minutes, Hef appears to be losing steam. I turn off the tape recorder, and he rises from the couch. As he does, he rips the kind of fart that one does not even attempt to hide from. No one in the room blinks."

And no one blinks. You have to respect that. Link