Diving neck stall

Back in high school, as you may recall, I was a big fan of hacky sack. During one afternoon of sack at the Arb, we decided to poke fun at Russo. He had this odd way of kicking the sack with his leg totally stiff. We labelled it the "chris russo polio play" (or the "CRPP"). With repetition it had its effect and Russo was shooting back. In a retort that goes down in history, Chis suggested that Larry or Rich or someone perform a diving neck stall or, alternatively, do what dick cheney suggested pat leahy do to himself. After much cannibis consumption, this was fricken hilarious. You definitely had to be there. From then on we always dared each other to do a diving neck stall while playing hack. Anyways, so what is my point? Well I thought of Russo's hack move when I heard that Sam performed an equivalent manouver off the lazy-boy chair onto our tile floor in the living room. Mom says it was really scary but all seems well, except for the big molehill on Sam's forehead. When I got home from work, it was the first thing out of Sam's mouth. He was definitely very proud of himself and his bruised and swollen forehead.

On Sunday, we went to see Shrek 2. Steph got stuck in line at the concession stand for 20 minutes prior to and during the beginning of the movie... with the boys. I saved the seats. Plus, Steph had the pleasure of taking ODB to the bathroom, only to have him pee his pants en route and all over the bathroom/lobby floor. In total, she says she enjoyed maybe five minutes of the movie. I personally was unaware of any problems and enjoyed the entire flic. We've decided that next time dad will get the aisle seat. I say, bring it on!