Dancing Machine

This laugh-out-loud article so perfectly captures yours truly I had to post it. (However, for the record, our guitar-god debate centered on Hendrix, Page, and Townsend, no Allman. Not that there is anything wrong the Allman Bros.) Excerpt:

When I was a teenager it was extremely uncool to dance. It was almost unthinkable, like having short hair or being Republican or not liking Led Zeppelin. Dance music meant disco, and disco sucked, notoriously, being an art form epitomized by the Bee Gees, aka the Singing Mice. What was cool was to play air guitar and argue about who was the greatest guitar god, Duane Allman, Jimmy Page or Jimi Hendrix. (C'mon, dude, it's Duane.)

In college my policy changed, because a guy has to do whatever it takes to meet women, including something as onerous and humiliating and girly as dancing...

And what follows is pretty funny. Link